Abraham-Hicks Faces The Humor Page
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BONA |
You catch yourself mentally ranting about something or someone and you start laughing: "I've been making a BONA (Book of Negative Aspects)."
-Monica |
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BOPA-cabana |
What you call
the area by a pool where Abers sit around and |
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brown-bopa lunch |
What Abers eat at an Abraham-Hicks workshop -Kyle |
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comblisserate |
I remember reading in one of the quarterlies about one person's experience on the Alaskan cruise:
"...for me it was a time to be with others and "comblisserate", (rather than commiserate). She went on to say: "I have coined the word to remind myself that I intend to raise my vibration and to uplift others."
-Laurie |
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Coverwhelment |
Coverwhelment
- The act that an Aber takes when they are overwhelmed or -Regina |
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Creation Pox |
Creation Pox When an item in your Creation Box goes haywire and you start seeing eruptions of it EVERYWHERE, but none of it is actually in your pie so that you can enjoy it! (Also known as driftwood.) -CJ |
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The Emotional Getpoint |
The Emotional Getpoint The place we sometimes get off to which is so uncomfortably far away from our desired alignment that it kicks you in the rear and gets you going! -CJ |
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Law of Dallowing |
Law of Dallowing - When good things happen to Non-Abers and they say, "Wow, I can't believe it!" And you say, "Duh...Law of Allowing."
-Regina |
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Law of Fattraction - 1 |
Law of Fattraction - When one's ideas and thoughts expand to such a degree that manifestations are tangible and rampant, resulting in strong asking for de-manifestation or bigger placemats for the Universe.
-Regina |
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Law of Fattraction - 2 |
I actually used the Law of Fattraction to gain about 100 pounds in 10 years by saying over and over again with FEELING, "oh my god, I've gained more weight." YKYAAW....you can gain 100 pounds and think it’s hysterical!
-Verde |
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Overwhelmant |
Overwhelmant - not to be confused with overwhelment. When an Aber is overwhelmed with ants in their house and consults the group with how to get rid of them.
-Regina |
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Pivoting/Rivoting |
Pivoting /
rivoting |
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Tae BO-Pa |
The current
celebrity fitness craze being done by Abers? |
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The Pocus Wheel |
The Pocus Wheel
When you have
launched your Hocus (intention/rocket/magic/wanting) and your
manifestation is being a Pocus about getting to you. -CJ |
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Quadruple BOPAss |
The correct medical term that involves writing positive aspects for four areas of your life. -Kyle |
| Little BO-pa Peep |
What is the name of the girl
who started working Law of Attraction after losing all her sheep? -Denise |
| She Man-ifests one... | What does a fabulous leading edge creator do when she (or he) is looking for a fella? |
(Great thanks to Aloha Regina for putting these together.)
“I’m Happy as a Clam I am”
by Michele
Sung to the tune of “I’m Henry the Eighth I am” made popular by Herman’s Hermits.
I’m happy as a clam I am,
Happy as a clam I am I am.
Though I wasn’t like this before,
Now I’m happy right to the core.
Since I’ve been listening to Abraham,
It couldn’t be Ezekiel or Sam.
I’m a rabid fan of Abraham,
Happy as a clam I am.
Ode to a Fork
by Maxine
My life was pretty good
Abe taught me to float my cork
But it gets increasingly better
After learning how to "fork"
We come to important "Crossroads"
Two-thousand times a day
We have a chance to choose
Pain or EASE along our way
So which road will we take
To get to our desires
The one that feels like work
Or the one that is inspired
How will we see ourselves
As broken-or as blessed
Will we take the road of ease
Or the one that's paved in stress
Let's take the road less traveled
On our way to our new dream
The one that strewn with JOY
It always was our scheme
And each day that road we choose
Becomes a familiar path
Well Being is our reward
No need to do the math
So I'm "forking" down life's highway
Grinning from ear to ear
Shall I study for my exam
Or just go drink a BEER.
Elisha's Glossary for Abers:
pie:
A creation seen as the culmination of your focus and vibrational
offering.
cutie pie:
when your creation or someone else's creation looks especially
attractive and desirable.
pie chart:
A list that an Aber makes of the things they would like to have in
their pie.
s"pie"ing:
when you spend a great deal of time focusing on the pies of others.
humble pie:
a pie that doesn't turn out so well. . . .but you never get it wrong
because there's always next time.
"fit to be pied":
when something is worthy of inclusion in your pie.
ex-pier:
a former deliberate creator.
ins"pie"r:
to help give someone an idea of what they'd like to include in their
pie.